Han Solo in Carbonite: A Wall Slab With a Quality-Control Problem

Toy Review · Purchased November 11, 2022 · $150.00 CAD via Jooooooy.com

Han Solo in Carbonite mega figure wall slab
Han Solo in Carbonite Mega Figure, MOC-94303. Photo: Jooooooy

The Setup

My first purchase from Jooooooy rather than Lightake, but the same general product category — MOC-94303 is a 1,717-piece, wall-mountable brick recreation of Han Solo frozen in carbonite from The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, in the same “mega figure” bootleg family as the earlier Star Wars busts.

The Review

Design-wise, this is a genuinely good idea — the flat carbonite slab format lends itself naturally to a brick build in a way that a rounded helmet bust doesn’t, and the finished piece reads unmistakably as the scene the moment you see it. Han’s frozen expression and posture come through clearly at this scale, and it mounts to a wall just as easily as the trash compactor diorama earlier in the year.

Unfortunately, this is the one purchase in the bootleg-bust line where quality control actually became a real problem rather than a minor cosmetic quibble — my kit arrived missing several dozen pieces, which meant a frustrating stretch of comparing the manual against what actually showed up before I could even start building properly. It got there in the end, and the finished piece looks good, but it’s a genuine mark against Jooooooy specifically compared to the cleaner experience I’d had with Lightake’s busts earlier in the year.

What I Liked

  • Flat carbonite slab format is a natural fit for a brick build
  • Unmistakably reads as the scene at a glance
  • Wall-mountable, same as the official Death Star Trash Compactor diorama

What I Didn’t

  • Arrived with dozens of pieces missing from the kit
  • PDF-only instructions, no printed manual
  • Noticeably worse quality control than Lightake’s busts earlier this year

The Verdict

Rating: 2.5/5

A genuinely clever design let down by a real quality-control miss — the finished piece looks great, but getting there was more frustrating than it should have been.

Where to Buy

Sonic Colors: Ultimate, A Nostalgia Remaster That Knows It’s a Nostalgia Remaster

Game Review · Purchased November 22, 2022 · $30.00 CAD via Amazon.ca

Sonic Colors Ultimate key art
Sonic Colors: Ultimate. Photo: Steam

The Setup

A 4K/60fps remaster of the 2010 Wii original, with Sonic infiltrating Dr. Eggman’s “Interstellar Amusement Park” to free enslaved Wisps — alien creatures granting temporary powers like laser-drilling or rocket boosts — from being used to power a mind-control weapon.

The Review

This is exactly what it says on the box — a visual and performance upgrade over a well-liked 2010 platformer, with a handful of genuinely nice additions like new Rival Rush races against Metal Sonic and some character customization. The Wisp power-up loop is still the most inventive part of the design, giving each stage a reason to feel a little different from the last, and at $30 it’s an easy, low-stakes pickup for anyone wanting a lighter platformer between bigger releases.

Judged against 2022’s platforming competition rather than 2010’s, the level design feels samey and the challenge stays firmly on the easy side even for an experienced player, and the 4K/60fps coat of paint can’t fully disguise that this is, structurally, a 12-year-old game. It’s a fine, comfortable choice for a younger or less experienced player, or for pure nostalgia — just don’t expect it to compete with anything genuinely new.

What I Liked

  • Wisp power-up system still gives levels real variety
  • New Rival Rush races and customization add worthwhile extra content
  • Visual/performance upgrade to 4K/60fps is a genuine improvement
  • Low price point makes it an easy, low-stakes pickup

What I Didn’t

  • Overly simplistic, floaty platforming for experienced players
  • Level design feels samey across the whole game
  • Still visibly a 12-year-old game structurally, despite the coat of paint

The Verdict

Rating: 3/5

A perfectly fine budget nostalgia trip, but not much more than that — fine for younger players or pure Sonic nostalgia, skippable otherwise.

Where to Buy

  • Steam listing (also on Nintendo eShop, PlayStation Store, Microsoft Store)

LEGO City Car Wash: The Small, Forgettable Palate Cleanser of the Bunch

Toy Review · Purchased November 11, 2022 · $100.00 CAD via Jooooooy.com

LEGO City Car Wash 60362
Car Wash, LEGO City 60362 design. Photo: LEGO

The Setup

The design here matches LEGO City’s official 243-piece Car Wash set (60362) — a car wash building with spinning brush rollers, a car, and two minifigures. Bought the same day as the Bowser and Shell Walker builds from Jooooooy, so it’s worth flagging the same sourcing uncertainty: this may well be a clone rather than the genuine article, though I couldn’t find as clear-cut evidence of a specific bootleg listing for this one as I could for the others.

The Review

There’s not a lot to say about this one, and that’s sort of the point — it’s a simple, kid-friendly LEGO City playset with a straightforward build and a fun little spinning-brush mechanism that actually works when you push the car through. After the much bigger, more involved builds earlier this same order, it was a nice quick change of pace, done in well under an hour.

It’s not a set that’s trying to be memorable, and it succeeds at exactly what it sets out to do without leaving much of an impression beyond that. A perfectly fine, forgettable little build.

What I Liked

  • Fun, functional spinning-brush mechanism
  • Quick, easy build — a nice change of pace after bigger sets
  • Straightforward, kid-friendly LEGO City design

What I Didn’t

  • Unremarkable and forgettable once built
  • Sourced through Jooooooy, so genuine-vs-clone status is uncertain

The Verdict

Rating: 3/5

A perfectly serviceable, entirely unmemorable little build — fine as a quick palate cleanser, not a set worth seeking out.

Where to Buy